Friday, August 10, 2007

Hey, Mom. Get Some Clothes On!
I'm tired of seeing too many 18 to 45 year-old mothers prancing around like they're on a Riviera runway, their huge bosoms preferably hanging out of a too small shirt or halter top, then finishing the whore look by wearing those ugly, ugly low cut pants (the ones with the 5-inch zipper) . They look like hookers on Take Your Kids to Work Day.

By the way, as a fashion note: those pants make EVERYONE look fat. The skin tight tee shirt that stops above the belly button, exposing that rather wide swatch of bare skin...and don't me started on those nasty, unsanitary thongs so many women seem to love. I wonder if they realize their bare behinds show through their clothes.

Thanks for the Mammaries
I'm noticing more large breasted women, especially in bedroom community shopping centers, grocery stores and suburban malls. Women didn't use to look like Jayne Mansfield, did they? I'll bet 90% of the C and D cup crowd have had addabreastomies. Wow. There must be an awful lot of pressure on women to take such a big jump, financially and physically. Maybe their sexy appearances give them what they think they need to feel better about themselves. No wonder plastic surgeons are so darned rich. Gee. I hope these same mothers invested the same amount in their kids' college funds.

Exhibitionist mothers are either stupid and are unaware of the sexual impact their dress has on their kids; or they're just deeply disturbed and somehow excited by showing it all regardless of the audience. Either way, I think they'll pay for their lack of discretion when their kids are older.

Moreover, I continue to be aghast at what little girls are allowed to wear these days. But then, when one looks at the tarted up moms, what can you expect?

As these very same boys and girls grow into pubescent hormone factories, I have to wonder how they will work out their conflicted feelings about how other boys are looking at their mothers in a sexual way. What kind of girl will this guy be attracted to, and who will be attracted to him?

Tell Your Kids These People Aren't Like You and Your Family
I think parents have a great opportunity to use these Hollywood stars who lead their indecent fashion parade as an perfect example of how not to dress. When my kids were little I was in constant competition with negative outside influences. Thus, to defend our family against the moronic influences of MTV, Madonna (how I detest her--now, of course, she thinks she's Mother Teresa) and those other idiotic rock stars, I played my broken record admonition, "...they're not like us...they're weird people with strange lives and very little education...they actually add very little to the world..."

Meanwhile, I'm not asking young mothers to dress and look like Mennonites. Just put on some clothes! Please.

Thanks for the read.

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